"What are you doing?"
"What?"
"To your mouse."
"Nothing. Touching it."
"You're, like, stroking it."
"No kidding. Mouse-terbation. That must've been what I was doing. You caught me."
About Me
My name is Gavin. I'm a 32-year-old San Francisco, CA,
resident who enjoys hearing the oddest conversations
and sharing them with you.
