"Oh, come on. A Violence in the Workplace seminar? You've got to be kidding me. Have you ever seen violence in the workplace?"
"No, never. Not that it wouldn't have been warranted, though."
"What's going on?"
"We just got that email about the seminar. Have you ever seen violence in the workplace?"
"No, but I've felt threatened."
"Really?"
"Yeah, at my old company, there was this loner type who was really into weight-lifting and collecting guns. The reference library was near his desk, and if anyone misplaced a book, he'd lose it. He'd flex his biceps and cuss at anyone, even the boss. He talked about his guns a lot. One time I put a book back in the wrong place, and he left a gun show flyer on my desk."
"Jesus, I guess we should go to the seminar. You never know who they'll hire."