On a Cable Car (Don't ask...)
"Hey, what happened to Lam? He used to get on here all the time."
"He fell, you didn't hear?"
"No, I didn't hear. Is the old guy okay?"
"No, he's dead. He cracked his head open."
"Jesus Christ, you're kidding me?"
"No, he took a thirty-foot fall off of a ladder."
"What the hell?"
"He was trying to take the Christmas lights off his building."
"What the hell was a guy his age doing on a ladder?"
"I don't know. Old guys are stubborn."
"Jesus Christ. Lam, man. What the hell?"