"I don't get it. It's just a bridge."
"What? Are you that callous? That's probably the most beautiful bridge in the world."
"Sure, it's beautiful, but I don't see how it's all that different than other bridges. Except that it's red."
"Have you seen other bridges? I mean, look at that. It towers over the Pacific and connects two mountains."
"Hills."
"What?"
"It connects two hills."
"You need some major help. Or, a hug."