"Hey, this salsa is crazy hot. What'd you guys do to it? It's never this hot."
"Nothing. Same."
"No way. This is like fire hot. I can't even eat it. You know, I want my money back. Are you going to give me my money back?"
"Why?"
"It's too hot, man. I told you that. Aren't you listening?"
"Dollar?"
"Yeah, I'll take that. Here's the chips, too. They're okay, though."