"Why is Hannah walking like that?"
"Maybe she's got poop in her diaper. She gets embarrassed."
"Jesus, that's great."
"You don't know the half of it. There's a point where their pooh gets more solid and human looking. It makes you want to gag. Thank God they want to crap like adults. Hannah, it's okay honey. Is there poop in there? Well go tell Mommy."