"They've been together three years, and we've been trying to get her away from him because he's such a dud. He's a goofy scientist. No social tact at all."
"They're the worst."
"So we had them over for dinner the other night, and she announces they've been married for the past year and a half."
"They didn't tell you?"
"They didn't tell anyone. They eloped in Florida. Not even their parents know."
"That's so strange. Why wouldn't they tell anyone?"
"They figured it was no big deal. They'd been together long enough."