"I can't stand driving anywhere with my mom in the car."
"You too, huh? Does your mom yell about shit? Like, if you get into the next lane, you might die?"
"That and it'll be totally quiet, and then, 'OH GOD!' 'What, Mom?' 'OH, I FORGOT TO SET THE VCR FOR MATLOCK! I'LL MISS MY SHOW!' Everything about that damn box is so important to her. Each time she yells about it, I almost swerve into another car."