"Want some OJ with your coffee?"
"No thanks."
"I can't drink my morning coffee without a glass of OJ or Clamato. I need something to put my Metamucil in."
"What?"
"My Metamucil. I have to warm it up in the microwave, first. It doesn't disolve unless I warm it up in juice."
"Merry Christmas, Pop-Pop."
"Oh, good Heavens. I forgot. Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!"