"Would you jump off the Golden Gate Bridge for a quarter? No, of course you wouldn't. If you wanted a quarter so bad, I would've given you one. I would've given you a quarter not to jump into the fountain. Why don't you use your head? Now you're soaked, and you'll be sitting in class all day, dripping water on to the floor. And you know you're going to catch a cold. I just can't believe you sometimes. It's amazing what you do. Are you listening to me?"
"Yeah."
"Your mother is going to be more upset than I am. And Santa will be more upset than your mother."
"No!"