"No way!"
"Yes way! He was like, 'But I love you.'"
"No!"
"And I was like, 'But you were with her.'"
"No!"
"And he was like, 'But that was just physical.'"
"Oh, my God!"
"And I was like, 'Cheating is cheating.'"
"What a creep!"
"And he was like, 'My soul doesn't cheat.'"
"What a jerk!"
"And I was like, 'But your dick does.'"