"Don't dial 911. Only 000. That's my home phone number. Never use a cell phone. Call moma on a tin can. Hop the telephone pole. Connect to beans. Disconnect from soda pop. Help a mind. Give me a dime."
About Me
My name is Gavin. I'm a 32-year-old San Francisco, CA,
resident who enjoys hearing the oddest conversations
and sharing them with you.
