"I think Lindsey should take a programming class. She'd like it. You know, those Asians are good at math..."
"Yeah, and we Germans are good at war."
"Losing wars. Starting wars and losing wars. My family, we're good at talking a good game and not making anything happen."
"Sounds like my family."
"You know what The Blarney Stone is?"
"Kind of. I forgot why people go to it."
"You kiss it to become a smooth talker. My great, great, great grandfather fell asleep on the thing."