3rd @ 22nd: Just For You (Blogger deleted on Sunday...)
"In the house. I'm in the house, y'all. In the house. This is my block, y'all. Born and raised here. And none of you is from here. Know how I can tell? 'Cuz I'm black, and you're not. Yeah. See this bag here? This is for my grandson. See this other bag? This is mine. And it ain't for the ladies if you know what I mean. Yeah. Hey, you got grandkids?"
"No."
"You know why? You know why I got grandkids and you don't? 'Cuz you're a one, and I'm a ten. I'm a ten, y'all. Yeah. Born and raised. Born and raised right here. I've been here before disco. I've been here before the shit-ass hippies. And you know who was here before the hippies? Beatniks, man. And you know who was here before the beatniks? No one but me, y'all. Hey, man step aside. Move out of my way. I've got that big ol' train to Fresno to catch. So, have yourselves the weekend. Get your noses clean."