"So we fly all the way to Manhattan, and at the last minute, Bill's dad says we can't stay with them."
"Why? What was his reason?"
"One of our kids was sniffling, and Bill's dad, being a hypochondriac, said there's no way he was going to die of the flu because one of his grandkids had a runny nose. We said Jackson only had allergies, but he wouldn't listen. He said he didn't have faith in allergies, only the flu."