"This Thanksgiving's going to suck."
"Home stuff?"
"Kind of. My uncle just told everyone he's a recovering alcoholic. So, no beer."
"How boring. My family gets bombed every Thanksgiving. It's like our tradition. My mom just gets louder and louder and louder. More turkey, more wine, more noise. Louder and louder and louder. She got so loud last year that we had to put the dog out because it hurt his ears."