"I'm so sick of this election. They both lie. They both play dirty. And they both never talk about the issues that matter. Neither of them represents me."
"You should vote for Pop-Pop."
"Who?"
"My grandpa. He lived through The Depression, Word War II, and he supported a family of six. And he knows all about cars."
"Well, he sounds better than the two choices we're faced with."
"Oh, and Pop-Pop never beats around the bush. He hates everyone and thinks the world turned to shit thirty years ago."