"I just don't allow him to eat soy."
"None at all?"
"Not one soy bean. His performance wanes."
"No, are you kidding me?"
"He's, well, not up to it."
"I've never heard that."
"It makes sense, doesn't it? They tell us to eat soy all the time because it mimics estrogen. What do you think anything that mimics estrogen would do to a man?"
"Oh..."
"Exactly."