"'Cuz my register don't work, that's why."
"Did you page Felix?"
"Of course I paged him. He don't respond, never. Every time my register is down, it's call Felix this, call Felix that. And I don't ever see the man. I don't even know if he exists. John's the one that always fixes my register. When I page Felix, I get John. For all I know they're the same guy."