"H-e-l-l-o, pants. It's a very good night to be you, isn't it? G-o-o-d-b-y-e, shirt. You wouldn't want that as a neighbor, would you?"
"Agreed. That's a tenancy uncommon."
About Me
My name is Gavin. I'm a 32-year-old San Francisco, CA,
resident who enjoys hearing the oddest conversations
and sharing them with you.