"I had that experience in Japan. I had to take a poo, and not knowing the language, I didn't know how to find a bathroom. You would've thought I'd be smart enough to figure that out before I left for the trip, but I didn't... So, finally, I found some French guy, and he told me I was screwed. He said the closest bathroom, other than one of those holes in the ground, was 15 minutes away by subway. So, I got on the train, holding it back, and then when I got to the place the guy told me about, it was one of those holes in the ground. But I had to go so bad that I didn't care. The problem, though, was I couldn't figure out how to lower my pants and squat without falling over into the hole. But by that point, I had to really go, so I just pulled my pants off over my shoes and stood over the hole. I think only half of it fell in. And then I couldn't figure out how to wipe. I mean, there wasn't any paper or water or nothing in the room. Just the hole. It wasn't until later that I figured out you have to buy toilet paper from a machine before you go into the room with the hole. Generally, I had a shitty day."