"I'll have the decaf Earl Grey. What'll you have, Jenny?"
"The chocolate peppermint sounds good."
"Oh, that does sound good. I'll change my order to that, please."
"What a minute. Is the chocolate peppermint have caffeine?"
"There's chocolate in it. There's probably a little."
"Oh, I can't have that."
"Switch my order too."
"So what will you have?"
"I can't deal with any black teas."
"Me neither."
"Here's our list of green."
"Oh, they all sound so good."
"What's matach?"
"It's a green tea, silly."
"I know but what is it?"
"Powdered."
"You mean, it's, like, instant."
"No, the leaves are ground into a powder. It's Japanese."
"Oh, I don't like Asian teas."
"Let's go with the Earl Grey."
"So both of you want the Earl Grey?"
"Yes."
"Hey, wait a second. Doesn't that have caffeine? Jenny, does it have caffeine?"
"Yes, it does. It's also a black tea. Let's look at the list of green teas again."
"Knock yourself out..."