"You were all telling me how great the buffet at the Bellagio was, and it sucked."
"What are you talking about?"
"What am I talking about? We went in toward the end of lunch--they were setting up for dinner--and then they took all the food away. We would go up and try to get food, and they would say, 'Get away, that's for the dinner customers.' Then we'd say, 'Then where's the food for the lunch customers?' And they said, 'Lunch is over.' We said, 'We paid for lunch.' And then they said, 'There is no lunch. Go pay for dinner.'"
"So the buffet didn't suck, you were just stupid."