"So this woman fills out a deposit form, and then pulls a Ready-Whip can out of her purse."
"Ready-Whip?"
"You know, whip cream.  Then she poured it into her mouth."
"And ate it?"
"Well, yeah."
"Then  what'd she do?"
"She deposited her check and said something about her boyfriend."
"What'd she say?"
"I can't remember--I was totally shocked.  Then she left."