Gas & Shop on South Van Ness
"Where's the gas cap?"
"On the dashboard."
"What the hell are you talking about?
"That's where it is. That's where you put the gas."
"Are you that goddamn stupid? The dashboard..."
"I'm telling you, that's where it is. Come look."
"I'm not going to look. Gas doesn't go into the dash, you retard."
"How do you know if you won't look? And stop with the names."
"I'll call you whatever the hell I want: you're my brother. And I won't look because I'm not as stupid as you."