"Is this too close, Charley?  How are your eyes?"
"Fine, Mom."
"You're blinking."
"It'll stop when the movie starts."
"We can sit up a few rows, you know."
"No, this is fine.  I like sitting up close."
"It's bad for your eyes.  You're blinking again."
"I'm okay."
"Check your eyes."
"I'm fine."
"Check your glasses."
"I checked them already."
"Check them again."
"Are you getting the popcorn?"
"Oh, I better go do that."
"Thank God..."