"Wow, what is that?"
"Cardamom mouse frozen into bed of sweet spices."
"Oh. My. God. That looks like the best dessert in the universe. We've got to get that. How much is it?"
"Ten bucks."
"Fuck. That."

"Man, he drank all my Smirnoff and pissed on my couch."
"That ain't friends."

"Summer TV sucks."

"You see that Clinton hugged Gore when he came back with those Korean chicks?"
"No, really? Did Gore give a return hug?"
"Kind of. Maybe half a return rug."
"Not a full return hug?"
"Dude, he lost him the election."

"We still talk and stuff. We just don't, like, talk."

"Sir, did someone jack your cart?"
"Excuse me?"
"Someone steal your cart?"
"No, I just prefer to carry things."
"Excellent."

"You finding everything alright?"
"Yeah, thanks."
"Good times, man."